The Bachelor is my go-to trash TV. Yes I know a lot of it is for TV and it is extremely unlikely these people will actually fall in love but hey it’s like a weekly chick flick. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people talk during my shows…I know some of you can relate! Rather than talking out loud I decided to take note of my thoughts throughout Ben’s journey home to meet all the parents.
**I promise these listicles will get better and more creative with time!
- He’s so freaking cute.
- Capris aren’t a good look for you Ben.
- what is he wearing?!
- love her shirt.
- He can’t stop kissing her.
- He would be such a great dad.
- I’m about to cry. He’s crying.
- These are some styling little girls.
- He doesn’t know how to hold a child.
- I want to name my little girl Charlie.
- Are these chubbies? He needs a new outfit.
- “He looked a little deer in the headlights”- Amanda’s Dad. Who wouldn’t look like that after riding in the car with a screaming two-year-old?!
- I HATE when people talk during my shows.
- This is so freaking cute.
- Oh shit. JoJos family is going to botch this for her.
- I thought she lived in LA?
- I miss Becca. Can she be the next Bachelorette. Jk I want it to be JoJo.
- I think Lauren B. is going to win.
- Holy Alcohol…every man’s dream
- Swooning over the way he looks at her.
- I would look like a ho in her V-neck.
- Getting some liquid courage before meeting the ‘rents.
- She has such a cute family.
- “Any guy would fall in love with her”Then why is she single?!
- He just admitted he loved her!!!
- I literally can’t hear a word they are saying. They seriously need to shut up.
- “The world stopped” Trev did the world stop when you saw me in math in the 6th grade???
- Ben is PMSing. He’s v emotional.
- Precipus- Ben whipping out the big vocab.
- Sex panther is looking pretty conservative.
- Her hair is always on point.
- CEO of a Toy Company?
- Totally an “Ah-mazing” date
- “He just wants to f*ck her”-Madison
- Philippinos aren’t a rare breed Rosanna…
- Not sure I want ~cool~ to be the first word to come to mind about my relationship.
- She’s a hot mess.
- Importance of the comma usage Rosanna.
- She chickened out.
- Shots are about to get fired at JoJo’s house.
- So obsessed with JoJo.
- I agree JoJo that’s f’d up.
- What the actual…
- JoJo we were all routing for you!!
- Shit is about to hit the fan.
- YGG
- PSA: Where did the flowers go?
- Is he hammered? Wtf was that brother doing.
- Can you say plastic surgery?
- I feel like brother was scheming for drama.
- Okay JoJo’s brother is famous. This is totally for TV.
- Does this mom know how The Bachelor works?
- Well this is awkward…
- Shots have been fired.
- Mom is taking chugs from the wine bottle
- 2 second intuition? Everyone’s gift from God.
- Holy Hot.
- Thank God Amanda fixed those roots.
- Poor Amanda.
- He just couldn’t do the kids.
- America thinks that is completely fair too.
- I hate seeing boys cry. Don’t cry Ben.